Now I’m Rich
Thief: Here’s five thousand dollars for you.
Beggar: Why are you giving this money to me ?
Thief: I steal money from the rich and give it to the poor.
Beggar: Yipee! Now I’m rich!
Thief: Okey,hand over all your money.This is a hold-up（持枪抢劫）！
I Just Want To Get Out
Man: Hello. Are you the manager of Watley’s Department Store?
Manager: Yes, I am.Do you realize that it’s one o’clock in the morning!
Why are you calling me at this unearthly hour?
Man: I just wanted to know what time your store opens in the morning？
Manager: 10 a.m.
Man: As late as that?
Manger: What’s so important that you want to get in before that? Man(sighting): I don’t want to get in,sir. I just want to get out.
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